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Fresco Jokes

Turns out the archeologist's assistant wasn't actually crushed by a giant fresco.

It was a big relief

Why did the Indian restaurant in Dallas have al fresco seating?

Because Texas is an open curry state.

Guardian Angel

A man was walking by a construction site when he heard a woman yell "STOP!!!" The man stopped abruptly, and seconds later a brick fell and landed in his path. He looked around but saw no trace of the woman whose voice he heard.


A day or two after that, he was driving to work. In the midst...

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