Turns out the archeologist's assistant wasn't actually crushed by a giant fresco.
It was a big relief
Why did the Indian restaurant in Dallas have al fresco seating?
Because Texas is an open curry state.
A man was walking by a construction site when he heard a woman yell "STOP!!!" The man stopped abruptly, and seconds later a brick fell and landed in his path. He looked around but saw no trace of the woman whose voice he heard.
A day or two after that, he was driving to work. In the midst...