During Wedding, The Wife Vomits. Husband: "What Happened?" Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment." Husband: "U cheated me.." Wife: "U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"
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Why IRS hasn't taxed the only thing it left out - penis!
NEW TAX CODE
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but th...
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