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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

What’s the difference between capitalism and communism?

In capitalism man exploits man, but under communism it’s the other way around.

Capitalism vs communism tought process

Capitalism:

"Two heads are better than one"

Communism:

"One head is better than none"

"Dad, what's capitalism?"

"Here, take this £5 note and go and get me a BLT with a large coca cola."

The boy left his house and took the only possible route, up a huge hill. He got to the counter and made the order.

"That'll be £7.34," said the assistant.

"I only have £5, mister," said the boy. The assist...

I was going to post a joke about Capitalism...

... but 99% of you can't afford to get it.

To teach my kids about capitalism...

...I made them pay for housing, food, and charged them to use the bathroom.

Then if they wanted to make any money, I had them compete against each other for who could do chores for the least amount of money.

Then when they unionised, I had the neighbour's kid do chores instead and gav...

If you want to defeat capitalism......

If you want to defeat capitalism
Then you need to rally the *lowercase*

Q: What do capitalism and communism have in common

A: Starving poor people

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

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I went up to my dad and said “can I ask you a question for a school project?”

He said “sure son, what do you need to know?”

I asked him, “dad, what’s politics?”

He told me “well son, let’s use our home as an example. I make the money, so I am capitalism. Your mom controls and administers the money, so let’s call her the government. We take care of what you need ...

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What is Democracy

Lil John asks his dad "What is democracy?".

Dad: "Imagine our home is like a country. I bring money so I am like capitalism. Your mother orders everyone around so she is like government. Grandpa... Grandpa is like work unions. Our housemaid is working group. We do it all for you so you are th...

What do you get if you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

What’s the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.

One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.

And the other fortunately never caught on in America.

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"



Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny we'll cons...

What do you call people who think capitalism should go unchecked?

Ownanists.

why did stalin only write in lower case?

he was afraid of capitalism

Cows & politics

***SOCIALISM***

You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

***COMMUNISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

***FASCISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

***BUREAUCRATISM***

...

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

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Bovine Economics

Basic Economics, brought up to date...



\*\*SOCIALISM\*\*



You have 2 cows.



You give one to your neighbor.



The government charges a gift tax.







\*\*COMMUNISM\*\*



You have 2 cows.



The...

What do my girlfriend and ethical capitalism have in common?

They don't exist

I have a joke about capitalism...

Hear it for just 3 easy payments of $4.99.

How do you get rid of capitalism?

Just get rid of the shift and caps lock keys.

The human race?

Isn't that just capitalism?

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism

... then I probably wouldn’t be complaining about capitalism.

Capitalism is dancing at the edge of the abyss.

Socialism, of course, is one step ahead of them.

You know, capitalism can be pretty complicated

But communism? Everyone gets it

What's the difference between Communism and Capitalism?

In Communism the government owns and runs and collects everything.
In Capitalism you own and run things and the government collects it for you.

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