I was going to post a joke about Capitalism...

... but 99% of you can't afford to get it.

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Capitalism and politics explained in the best way possible.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your ...

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

I hate capitalism,

so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man,  and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.

What is the biggest problem with capitalism?

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Ask Any Librarian, What’s The Opposite of Capitalism?

lowercasism

It’s not “AOC” it’s “aoc”

because she doesn’t like capitalism.

...and thats basically capitalism

Two man are locked in a room. There is a cake in the middle of it. The first one thinks: "I now have two options:

1. I take half of the cake and the other half is for that other guy.
2. I kill that other guy and have the cake all by myself."

He goes for the second option and kills t...

To teach my kids about capitalism...

...I made them pay for housing, food, and charged them to use the bathroom.

Then if they wanted to make any money, I had them compete against each other for who could do chores for the least amount of money.

Then when they unionised, I had the neighbour's kid do chores instead and gav...

What do you get if you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

What do my girlfriend and ethical capitalism have in common?

They don't exist

"Dad, what's capitalism?"

"Here, take this £5 note and go and get me a BLT with a large coca cola."

The boy left his house and took the only possible route, up a huge hill. He got to the counter and made the order.

"That'll be £7.34," said the assistant.

"I only have £5, mister," said the boy. The assist...

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

What’s the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.

One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.

And the other fortunately never caught on in America.

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism

... then I probably wouldn’t be complaining about capitalism.

If you want to defeat capitalism......

If you want to defeat capitalism
Then you need to rally the *lowercase*

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I went up to my dad and said “can I ask you a question for a school project?”

He said “sure son, what do you need to know?”

I asked him, “dad, what’s politics?”

He told me “well son, let’s use our home as an example. I make the money, so I am capitalism. Your mom controls and administers the money, so let’s call her the government. We take care of what you need ...

My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters...

He doesn't like Capitalism

Q: What do capitalism and communism have in common

A: Starving poor people

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

What do you call people who think capitalism should go unchecked?

Ownanists.

Capitalism vs communism tought process

Capitalism:

"Two heads are better than one"

Communism:

"One head is better than none"

How do you get rid of capitalism?

Just get rid of the shift and caps lock keys.

You know, capitalism can be pretty complicated

But communism? Everyone gets it

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