My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

Q: What do capitalism and communism have in common

A: Starving poor people

If you want to defeat capitalism......

If you want to defeat capitalism
Then you need to rally the *lowercase*

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man. In a socialist society, it's the other way round.

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Bovine Economics

Basic Economics, brought up to date...



\*\*SOCIALISM\*\*



You have 2 cows.



You give one to your neighbor.



The government charges a gift tax.







\*\*COMMUNISM\*\*



You have 2 cows.



The...

What's the difference between capitalism and communism?

Capitalism makes cents.

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Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is.”

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, ...

I entered the new needfull things shop opened yesterday.

Me: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: Yes, I will warn you.. every item comes with a price.

Me: Yes, I know how shops work.

Spooky shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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99% of people say: "Fuck capitalism"

Capitalism says: "Fuck 99% of people"

What’s the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.

One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.

And the other fortunately never caught on in America.

What do you get if you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

Teacher: Why is all of your work is in lower case?

Student: Because I hate capitalism

What do my girlfriend and ethical capitalism have in common?

They don't exist

Why did Joseph Stalin always write in lower case letters?

He hated capitalism.

How do you get rid of capitalism?

Just get rid of the shift and caps lock keys.

An American man, a Russian man and a Chinese man are in a car...

They reach an unmarked intersection and stop to decide where they should continue.

The American man scoffs: "I'm for pure capitalism, and that's right-wing. We'll turn right!"

The Russian frowns: "Communism is the natural order, and that's left-wing. We shall turn left!"

The Chi...

You know, capitalism can be pretty complicated

But communism? Everyone gets it

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism

... then I probably wouldn’t be complaining about capitalism.

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What's the difference between Communism and Capitalism?

In Communism the government owns and runs and collects everything.
In Capitalism you own and run things and the government collects it for you.

I just graded a social studies essay on capitalism

Dan, my brightest student, wrote a brilliant essay about how wages and labor are balanced to ensure that a vendor sells his product at a competitive price. I gave him A marks.

Emily wrote an essay that touched upon the fundamentals, but didn't really explain the concepts with the quality and ...

Capitalism is dancing at the edge of the abyss.

Socialism, of course, is one step ahead of them.

from now on i am only using lowercase letters

i guess you could say i’m against capitalism

Why do communists prefer to use only lowercase letter?

Well, because they hate capitalism.

What is the difference between Capitalism and Communism?

It's the order of events,

In Capitalism the dad goes missing and then kids report,
while in Communism kids report then dad goes missing.

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