I was going to post a joke about Capitalism...

... but 99% of you can't afford to get it.

What is the biggest problem with capitalism?

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In capitalism, man exploits man

In communism, it's the other way round.

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

...and thats basically capitalism

Two man are locked in a room. There is a cake in the middle of it. The first one thinks: "I now have two options:

1. I take half of the cake and the other half is for that other guy.
2. I kill that other guy and have the cake all by myself."

He goes for the second option and kills t...

"Dad, what's capitalism?"

"Here, take this £5 note and go and get me a BLT with a large coca cola."

The boy left his house and took the only possible route, up a huge hill. He got to the counter and made the order.

"That'll be £7.34," said the assistant.

"I only have £5, mister," said the boy. The assist...

What do my girlfriend and ethical capitalism have in common?

They don't exist

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.

Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government.

We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people....

What do you get if you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

To teach my kids about capitalism...

...I made them pay for housing, food, and charged them to use the bathroom.

Then if they wanted to make any money, I had them compete against each other for who could do chores for the least amount of money.

Then when they unionised, I had the neighbour's kid do chores instead and gav...

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

I hate capitalism,

so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man,  and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.

A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice

John asks Yoda “How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be ric...

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with capitalism

... then I probably wouldn’t be complaining about capitalism.

It’s not “AOC” it’s “aoc”

because she doesn’t like capitalism.

Q: What do capitalism and communism have in common

A: Starving poor people

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

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If you want to defeat capitalism......

If you want to defeat capitalism
Then you need to rally the *lowercase*

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

You know, capitalism can be pretty complicated

But communism? Everyone gets it

How do you get rid of capitalism?

Just get rid of the shift and caps lock keys.

My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters...

He doesn't like Capitalism

Capitalism is dancing at the edge of the abyss.

Socialism, of course, is one step ahead of them.

What's the difference between Communism and Capitalism?

In Communism the government owns and runs and collects everything.
In Capitalism you own and run things and the government collects it for you.

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