Due to the recent cutbacks caused by the coronavirus Bruce was told he had to terminate one of his compliance managers.
Alice and Jack we're both exemplary employees and he honestly had no idea which one he would get rid of, but being an honest man he decided he'd speak to them both ahead of time thinking that it might help him make his decision. He called in Alice first and he said listen, I've either got to lay you...
Don't make a decision before you have studied all its aspects ! Don't make a decision when you are angry !
An iron company manager, while touring the company noticed a young man leaning against the wall and doing nothing.
He approached him and said softly, "How much is your salary?"
The young man was calm and surprised by the personal question.
He answered, "2500 dollars a month, sir...
Why was Snape so upset when Lily Potter was wrongfully terminated?
She was never able to receive her Severus package.
Did you hear about the new computer Operating System called "Than" that selectively terminates half of all running programs?
We really needed "ThanOS" and it probably did nothing wrong.
I can't believe I got terminated from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
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All the organs of a human body are having a meeting
The brain begins his announcement: “As you know, our body has been experiencing nutrient shortages over the past few years. We can’t keep it up like that. I am afraid we will have to terminate one of...”
The dick stands up and interrupts him: “Hey, I know! I know what to do! Let’s get rid of ...
What’s a pirates least favourite letter?
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.