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My friend was telling a story about his dog to the group at work

I arrived late…


It’s ok…


I caught the tail end of the story

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A lone camel driver was about to embark upon a long journey from west Sahara to Egypt.

He packed all the gear he could think of for the journey that would last for a couple of months. No thing had escaped his mind. Lots of water, food, first aid kit, even three toothbrushes to last him the whole way.

Only after a week, well into the desert did it dawn on him that while he had r...

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I caught my wife with another man

Some stories have hooks.

This story has a bloody good one.

It's about love—

Or at least marriage.

*My* marriage.

At heart, it's your typical fish out of water story, but like I said there's a hook.

The hook's in the beginning.

Although it's really the...

Two men are out hunting deer

...when they finally kill one. After they have begun dragging it by the antlers to their truck, one says to the other, "You know, I heard that it's a lot easier to drag a deer by the tail end than by the antlers." "Let's try it," says the other.

After a while, the first guy says, "Wow, this ...

The Poor Snake Named Nate

So... Nate the Snake was the king of the jungle, by virtue of his
immense size. Nate was the size of a freight train, and had a similar outlook on life. He ruled largely through terror and intimidation.


One day Nate the Snake was rumbling through the jungle, as was his own. Whenev...

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