A Texan was driving through Oklahoma, and driving over the speed limit on the highway. A highway patrol officer pulled him over.
The officer requested his drivers license and registration.
As the officer was filling out the citation, there were many flies dancing around the officer’s ...
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A lion is taking a peaceful drink out of a jungle stream, when a gorilla spots him through the trees
The gorilla sneaks up behind the lion, grabs his hindquarters, and screws him up the butt
The lion roars out and the gorilla takes off through the trees. The gorilla manages to stretch out his lead a bit, when he comes on a camp. The gorilla decides to disguise himself as a human on saf...
Little Tommy goes to his mom...
Little Tommy goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, can I take the dog for a walk?”
His mom replies, “Not now, Tommy. She’s in heat.”
“What’s heat?” he asks.
“Your dad’s in the garage. Go ask him.”
Tommy finds his dad in the garage. He says, “Dad, I wanna take Daisy for a walk b...
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