I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

What do you call the anxiety you feel when you’re in a maze of buildings?

A complex complex complex

What do you call a reptile that sits between two buildings?

An Alleygator

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

Several churches started having problems with squirrels damaging their buildings.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church, the squirrels had ...

I told my psychologist I am scared off living in tall buildings

Apparently it's an Apartment Complex

What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour

I have an irrational fear of overengineered buildings arranged near each other

It's a complex complex complex

Why do TV-detectives hate round buildings?

The solution is always right around the corner.

Hope You Get a Laugh

Three elderly men were relaxing on the beach in Florida.

One said “I owned a factory in New York state. One winter, the heat didn’t come on, the pipes froze and got water everywhere, and everything was ruined. I decided I was too old to start over, so I took the insurance money, sold the plac...

Caesar: Brutus, what do you call those pillars we use in our buildings?

Brutus: Columns, sir.
Caesar: You call them sir? I know you don't have the authority I do, but have *some* self-respect.

Centuries later, key US government buildings still accurately represent the people inside them

They're mostly old and white.

Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows?

Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.

What’s the difference between science and religion? Science flies you to the moon

While Religion Flies You Into Buildings.

What do you call a collection of weapons kept for the purpose of burning down buildings?

An arsonal

World War II, occupied Poland - three partisans who survived a firefight run into a village, fleeing a Wehrmacht squad. Exhausted, they stop by a well...

"They've surrounded the village" one of them says. "There's no way out, sarge!"


"Let's hide in the well" the sergeant responds. "We can hold on to the bucket and brace ourselves against the top walls. Just remember, if anyone comes near, we have to act like the echo, or they'll get suspic...

I'be always been afraid of over engineered buildings

Is a complex-complex complex

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Certain japanse buildings had creaking floorboards which would alarm the guards if there were intruders.

That seems like a sound strategy to me.

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