I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling
I couldn't understand why every apartment I've lived in had those ugly pebbly popcorn ceilings. It was baffling.
But then later I learned it was a way to muffle sounds coming from your upstairs and downstairs neighbors. It was baffling!
A beautiful woman is sunbathing on the balcony of her apartment, completely naked
At some point, she sees a piece of paper tied to a string being lowered at her level from one of the other apartments upstairs.
She stands up, and grabs it. there are some words written on it.
"I'm the guy who lives at 32B. You are incredibly beautiful. I'm so excited right now. I want...
These dudes are building a pub on the top of these apartments.
I don’t know why they set the bar so high.
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by
Then he spoke:“Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.“Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center.“Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours.“To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown.” The nurse was really impressed. She said, “Your husband must have been ...