A beautiful woman is sunbathing on the balcony of her apartment, completely naked
At some point, she sees a piece of paper tied to a string being lowered at her level from one of the other apartments upstairs.
She stands up, and grabs it. there are some words written on it.
"I'm the guy who lives at 32B. You are incredibly beautiful. I'm so excited right now. I want...
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His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready, he begins to speak:
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."
"My daughter Sybi...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by
Then he spoke:“Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.“Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center.“Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours.“To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown.” The nurse was really impressed. She said, “Your husband must have been ...
These dudes are building a pub on the top of these apartments.
I don’t know why they set the bar so high.
A Guy's Mom Comes to Have Dinner at His Apartment
She notices that his female roommate is very attractive, and drops a few hints to him, wondering if they are more than just roommates. He assures her this is not the case. Dinner and the visit conclude, and mom goes home.
The next day, his roommate notices that their large silver serving spo...