She calls her son once she is moved in and is gushing about what a nice place she has and invites him to come see it.
Of course he agrees so she starts giving him directions on how to get there.
"Once you park, head straight through the courtyard and you'll see a buzzer for the apartm...
There was a building with 4 apartments
In the first apartment was a boxer named Sean. In the second apartment was a soccer player named Andres. In the third was a blind man named Ian, and in the 4th apartment was a beautiful woman named Elizabeth. One day, Elizabeth decided to take a shower. She got in the shower then heard the doorbell ...
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining…
… and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from, just in time to see a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" He asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse i...
I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling
I sat at my desk and started working on a project.
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?
Low rents of Arabia.
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by
Then he spoke:“Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.“Mary, you take the offices in the Center Center.“Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours.“To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown.” The nurse was really impressed. She said, “Your husband must have been ...
A song about London apartments
Written in A flat.
These dudes are building a pub on the top of these apartments.
I don’t know why they set the bar so high.
What happens if you put two apartments together?
Togetherments, because they were "ment" to be together.
Here’s the oldest dirty joke I know
Ethyl and Gladys walk the same route every day, and they stop at the same bench to smoke a cigarette before finishing their walk back to their apartments.
One day, just as they lit their cigarette, it starts to rain. Neither ladies brought umbrellas.
Gladys, the innovator s...
A Guy's Mom Comes to Have Dinner at His Apartment
She notices that his female roommate is very attractive, and drops a few hints to him, wondering if they are more than just roommates. He assures her this is not the case. Dinner and the visit conclude, and mom goes home.
The next day, his roommate notices that their large silver serving spo...