What do you call a "Gulf and Western" singer who's gained way too much weight?
Jimmy Hit the Buffett
What do you call a band that agrees with anything?
Yes.
What do you call a band that you don't know any of the members?
The Who?
What do you call a band that likes to play childish games?
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A true story from Warren Buffett
One day Mr. Buffett invited a jeweler over to show some jewels to his other friends during a vacation, but was worried about the security of the hotel.
“See that safe?” the jeweler said. “This afternoon we changed the combination and now even the hotel management doesn’t know what it is.” War...
Warren Buffett once said “If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.”
and that's why I got into prostitution
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A rich man is looking to start a new hobby.
He heard that Warhammer 40k is a fun pastime so he decided to pay a visit to the local GW store.
"So what exactly do I need to start this hobby?" He asked.
"Well," the manager replied calmly."You will need to sell your kidneys, half of your liver and one of your lungs. I know a doctor ...
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