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Snack Bar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!


I'm sorry

Fresh Popcorn

A man goes to the cinema with his wife. He takes her to the snack bar and wants to order popcorn. When asked what he wants, he just said, "I want popcorn like my girlfriend".
The cashier said, "Sorry, but we don't have ugly popcorn."

I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant

Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar

A suicide bomber walks into a bar

But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.

Did you hear about the overweight terrorist?

His dying words were "Allahu snack bar!"

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