A pirate walks into a bar. He has two peg legs, two hooks for hands, and is wearing two eyepatches. As he sits at the bar, one of the patrons turns to him and says, "Excuse me, I can't help but notice you have two peg legs. How did that happen?"
The pirate responds, "Yarrr, matey. I...
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A chicken walks into a bar..
..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..
"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."
The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.
"You see, that ott...
I went into a pub in Stratford and said in my best Shakespearean voice,
"A flagon of your finest ale please, Falstaff. "
They threw me out. Told me I was bard.
I heard Dreamworks next picture will be about ale drinking in the Middle Ages...
It's called "How to Drain Your Flagon".