Bottled Water Jokes

In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.

"Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer."

"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"

"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age.... read more

French bottled water always makes me Wewe !!

They have run out of bottled water and decide to knock on the door of the 1 house on the block that is finished and occupied. An old lady answers , they tell their story and she invited them in.

They sit at her kitchen table to ensure the sofa stays clean. She goes to the kitchen to gath... read more

...on toilet paper and bottled water.

I told them that I had just gotten a bidet, so I’ll be set for both.