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Boston Harbor Jokes

A man runs into an old salty sea captain on the docks of Boston harbor and says,

"Cap'm, can't help but noticin'...you got a steerin' wheel secures to yer crotch there." Sea captain removes the pipe from 'tween his teeth and says, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

HAPPY FOURH OF JULY

Looking for the T?

It's in Boston Harbor.

Where did the 'T' in "British" go?

In the Boston Harbor

Some people from Britain call themselves "Bri-ish" because

After the incident in Boston Harbor they need to hide their T

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

They left them in the Boston Harbor

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