What has four legs and says BOO?

A cow with a head cold.

Did you know that "boo" means "return" in Australia?

That's because when you throw a normal meringue, it doesn't come back.

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What do you call a confident ghost?

....Boo-cocky....

What do you call a Ghost without any Boo’s?

SOBER!

Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was

I had a job interview today, so I started with some sweeping, after which I displayed my twirling, then a little peek-a-boo, and I finished with a most vigorous flapping

I don't think they were impressed with my cape abilities.

What does a brewery and a Nickelback concert have in common?

They are both responsible for a lot of boos.

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A facebook user, a LINE user (japanese social media), and a redditor are having a drink at a bar.

The facebook user says "I've got to go home and spend time with the wifey."

The LINE user says "I must go home and spend time with the waifu."

The redditor says "Then I'll go home and spend time with the wifi."

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Why do blondes have square boobs?

They forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Why did the ghost have to join AA?

He had a problem with BOOze

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Boob itch

A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!"

His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me."

From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You.

Why I oughta...!

Which hospital ward is the best place to play peek-a-boo?

I.C.U

How did the ghost's family die?

They Caught the Boo-bonic plague.

If cows say "moo" and ghosts say "boo", what does the ghost of a cow say?

Nothing. Cows don't have souls.

What did the ghost say at the party?

I'm just here for the boos.

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

You can really scare someone when you yell “Peek-a-boo!”.

Especially when they’re trying on clothes in the fitting room.

How does Mario communicate with Boos?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What bees give out milk?

BooBees

Did you hear about the epileptic who played peek-a-boo?

Now he seizure

Now he don't

A drunk stumbles out of a bar...

...and meanders down the street. He makes his way into a church and enters the confessional booth. A priest is there and waits a minute, but the drunk says nothing. He waits 5 minutes, then 10, and still there's silence. Finally, the priest knocks loudly on the dividing wall, and the drunk pipes...