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What's black & white and goes "oom! oom!"?

A cow walking backwards.

What did the children of the Polka Band's Tuba Player call him?

Their Oom Papa

Somewhere right now, maybe Mexico or Bavaria, there is a tuba player telling his girlfriend..

\- "No, Baby, don't say 'Daddy,' it's 'Oom Pa-Pa'"

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