Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

Dad's are like boomerangs

I hope

Boomerangs

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?













A: A stick

I bought a boomerang on Amazon...

...but only because of their 100% return policy.

I threw a boomerang a couple years ago

I now live in constant fear

Someone recently told me a joke involving a Boomerang!

Can’t for the life of me remember it! Ah well…. Suppose it will come back to me soon!

I invented a boomerang with teeth...

That ones gonna come back to bite me in the ass

Have y'all heard the joke about the boomerang?

I forgot the punchline, but it'll come back to me.

When I was a kid I threw a boomerang, it didn't come back

It isn't a bad life I'm living, but it is a life in ongoing fear.

I threw a boomerang 5 years ago

Today, I live in constant fear.

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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!

-Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working.

-Of course. Where is it?

-No idea.

I used to be good at operating a boomerang.

It was difficult to re-learn a childhood hobby...

*but then it came back*

I thought I'd lost my boomerang the other day when I threw it too hard

And then it hit me

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A fucking stick!

I forgot where my boomerang was

Then it hit me.

I have a boomerang joke I can’t think of it though it might come back to me

All I remember is that it went over people’s heads

Once, i throwed a boomerang really fast

I’ve been living in fear since that day

I used to be in a band called boomerang

We’re about to have a big comeback.

I forgot how to use a boomerang

But then it came back to me

It being Father’s Day, it got me thinking... Dads are a lot like boomerangs.

I hope.

What’s the difference between my dad and a boomerang?

A boomerang doesn’t beat me.

I threw a boomerang two years ago.

I’ve been scared ever since.

What is a orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang! They know it will always come back.

I want to sell my boomerang

But I don't know what it is worth, so let's throw it out there and see what comes back

"You have three wishes!"

"Oh no, I know the drill. Whatever I wish for, will come back and bite me."

"What? No, I'm a good genie. Listen, if it does, I will even give you infinite wishes"

"I want a boomerang with teeth."

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?

Eventually the boomerang comes around.

Parents are like boomerangs...

They don't always come back, but when they do they usually hit you.

I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it

Man that thing brought back memories

Dads are like boomerangs...





...I hope.



Pre-edit: I heard this last night at a bar. Hopefully, it's not a repost.

all sales final: no returns

An Australian aborigine has a boomerang that won't come back to him no matter how many times he tries to throw it. Frustrated he goes to the witch-doctor for advice. The witch-doctor asks him where he got the boomerang and the abo tells him he got it from a souvenir shop at Ayer's Rock. The witch-...

I used to be really good at throwing boomerangs.

But after years of not practicing, I forgot how to do it.

I found one the other day, and tried to throw it again. Suddenly, it all came back to me.

I can't remember where I lost my boomerang

Oh wait, I think it's coming back to me now.

I just bought a haunted boomerang from an old medicine man in the outback.

That’ll come back to haunt me.

Want to hear my boomerang joke?

Ill tell you when i get it back

From Dario Argento’s Deep Red: Why do Australian boomerang sellers always go bankrupt?

Because their goods are always returned!

I went to the boomerang store the other day

They had a great return policy

I'm struggling to remember this joke about boomerangs.

No worries. I'm sure it will come back to me.

My dad is like a boomerang

I can't catch, so they leave bruises on me.

What's the hardest part about buying a new boomerang?

Trowing away the old one!

My ex gf made me eat a boomerang

We broke up but she always says that I'll come back

IT guy was searching for boomerang.

He got a hit.

Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?

Because it'll come back to bite you.

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They call me Bill

Three guys are sitting in a bar. An American, Australian and a Russian.

The American wants to show off so he pulls out a revolver and shoots off four bottlecaps without hitting the bottles. He looks at the other two and says: "They call me Bill, Revolver Bill".

Not particularly impres...

What's the difference between a boomerang and a stick of wood ?

With the boomerang you can spare yourself the dog.

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