I bought a boomerang on Amazon...

...but only because of their 100% return policy.

Dads are like boomerangs….

.. i hope.

Want to hear a joke about a boomerang?

Well, I can't remember it, but I'm sure it'll come back to me.

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

I threw a boomerang a few years back

I now live in constant fear!

Boomerangs

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?













A: A stick

When I was a kid I threw a boomerang, it didn't come back

It isn't a bad life I'm living, but it is a life in ongoing fear.

I threw a boomerang 5 years ago

Today, I live in constant fear.

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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!

I forgot where my boomerang was

Then it hit me.

Someone recently told me a joke involving a Boomerang!

Can’t for the life of me remember it! Ah well…. Suppose it will come back to me soon!

-Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working.

-Of course. Where is it?

-No idea.

I have a boomerang joke I can’t think of it though it might come back to me

All I remember is that it went over people’s heads

I used to be good at operating a boomerang.

It was difficult to re-learn a childhood hobby...

*but then it came back*

I thought I'd lost my boomerang the other day when I threw it too hard

And then it hit me

I used to be in a band called boomerang

We’re about to have a big comeback.

Once, i throwed a boomerang really fast

I’ve been living in fear since that day

I forgot how to use a boomerang

But then it came back to me

It being Father’s Day, it got me thinking... Dads are a lot like boomerangs.

I hope.

I threw a boomerang two years ago.

I’ve been scared ever since.

What’s the difference between my dad and a boomerang?

A boomerang comes back

I want to sell my boomerang

But I don't know what it is worth, so let's throw it out there and see what comes back

As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought,

"This will come back to bite me."

It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Answer = A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer = Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Answer = Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the...

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it

Man that thing brought back memories

Parents are like boomerangs...

They don't always come back, but when they do they usually hit you.

Dads are like boomerangs...





...I hope.



Pre-edit: I heard this last night at a bar. Hopefully, it's not a repost.

What do you call a boomerang made of teeth?

I don't remember the punchline and it's probably gonna come back to bite me.

the ol' razzle dazzle

Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Me: I have seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.

Genie: I promise that won't happen. I am so sure it won't I will give you infinite wishes if it does.

Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.

Genie: You...

I went to the boomerang store the other day

They had a great return policy

I just bought a haunted boomerang from an old medicine man in the outback.

That’ll come back to haunt me.

I used to be really good at throwing boomerangs.

But after years of not practicing, I forgot how to do it.

I found one the other day, and tried to throw it again. Suddenly, it all came back to me.

Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?

Because it'll come back to bite you.

What's the hardest part about buying a new boomerang?

Trowing away the old one!

My dad is like a boomerang

I can't catch, so they leave bruises on me.

IT guy was searching for boomerang.

He got a hit.

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