Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
Dad's are like boomerangs
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick
I bought a boomerang on Amazon...
...but only because of their 100% return policy.
I threw a boomerang a couple years ago
I now live in constant fear
Someone recently told me a joke involving a Boomerang!
Can’t for the life of me remember it! Ah well…. Suppose it will come back to me soon!
I invented a boomerang with teeth...
That ones gonna come back to bite me in the ass
Have y'all heard the joke about the boomerang?
I forgot the punchline, but it'll come back to me.
When I was a kid I threw a boomerang, it didn't come back
It isn't a bad life I'm living, but it is a life in ongoing fear.
I threw a boomerang 5 years ago
Today, I live in constant fear.
Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!
-Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working.
-Of course. Where is it?
I used to be good at operating a boomerang.
It was difficult to re-learn a childhood hobby...
*but then it came back*
I thought I'd lost my boomerang the other day when I threw it too hard
And then it hit me
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A fucking stick!
I forgot where my boomerang was
Then it hit me.
I have a boomerang joke I can’t think of it though it might come back to me
All I remember is that it went over people’s heads
Once, i throwed a boomerang really fast
I’ve been living in fear since that day
I used to be in a band called boomerang
We’re about to have a big comeback.
I forgot how to use a boomerang
But then it came back to me
It being Father’s Day, it got me thinking... Dads are a lot like boomerangs.
What’s the difference between my dad and a boomerang?
A boomerang doesn’t beat me.
I threw a boomerang two years ago.
I’ve been scared ever since.
What is a orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang! They know it will always come back.
I want to sell my boomerang
But I don't know what it is worth, so let's throw it out there and see what comes back
"You have three wishes!"
"Oh no, I know the drill. Whatever I wish for, will come back and bite me."
"What? No, I'm a good genie. Listen, if it does, I will even give you infinite wishes"
"I want a boomerang with teeth."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?
Eventually the boomerang comes around.
Parents are like boomerangs...
They don't always come back, but when they do they usually hit you.
I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it
Man that thing brought back memories
Dads are like boomerangs...
Pre-edit: I heard this last night at a bar. Hopefully, it's not a repost.
all sales final: no returns
An Australian aborigine has a boomerang that won't come back to him no matter how many times he tries to throw it. Frustrated he goes to the witch-doctor for advice. The witch-doctor asks him where he got the boomerang and the abo tells him he got it from a souvenir shop at Ayer's Rock. The witch-...
I used to be really good at throwing boomerangs.
But after years of not practicing, I forgot how to do it.
I found one the other day, and tried to throw it again. Suddenly, it all came back to me.
I can't remember where I lost my boomerang
Oh wait, I think it's coming back to me now.
I just bought a haunted boomerang from an old medicine man in the outback.
That’ll come back to haunt me.
Want to hear my boomerang joke?
Ill tell you when i get it back
From Dario Argento’s Deep Red: Why do Australian boomerang sellers always go bankrupt?
Because their goods are always returned!
I went to the boomerang store the other day
They had a great return policy
I'm struggling to remember this joke about boomerangs.
No worries. I'm sure it will come back to me.
My dad is like a boomerang
I can't catch, so they leave bruises on me.
What's the hardest part about buying a new boomerang?
Trowing away the old one!
My ex gf made me eat a boomerang
We broke up but she always says that I'll come back
IT guy was searching for boomerang.
He got a hit.
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it'll come back to bite you.
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They call me Bill
Three guys are sitting in a bar. An American, Australian and a Russian.
The American wants to show off so he pulls out a revolver and shoots off four bottlecaps without hitting the bottles. He looks at the other two and says: "They call me Bill, Revolver Bill".
Not particularly impres...
What's the difference between a boomerang and a stick of wood ?
With the boomerang you can spare yourself the dog.