Boomerang Jokes - 39 Hilarious Boomerang Jokes

Just bought a boomerang from a ghost.

Now I'm worried that this going to come back to haunt me.

I bought a boomerang on Amazon...

...but only because of their 100% return policy.

Dads are like boomerangs.

I hope.

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago

I now live in constant fear

I thought I forgot how to use a boomerang

But it’s all coming back to me now.

What’s the motto of the association of boomerang owners?

What goes around, comes around.

TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export…

…And import.

-Hello I want to return a faulty boomerang

-Well where is it?

-No idea!

Boomerangs

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A: A stick

What did the first man to throw a boomerang say?

“ouch!”

I just made a boomerang out of a snake

I have a feeling that idea might come back to bite me in the ass

I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it

Man that thing brought back memories

Stuck a photo of my ex onto my boomerang.

Now it only comes back when I get rich.

What do you call a boomerang enthusiast convention?

A meet and yeet

Want to hear a joke about a boomerang?

Well, I can't remember it, but I'm sure it'll come back to me.

Did you hear the one about the Irish boomerang ?

It doesn’t come back, it just sings about how much it wants to !

I've decided to invest in boomerangs

They're not too popular now, but I'm betting they'll make a comeback!

Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Me: I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.

Genie: I promise that won't happen. I'm so sure it won't I'll give you infinite wishes if it does.

Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.

Genie: You son ...

What’s the difference between my dad and a boomerang?

A boomerang doesn’t beat me.

When I was a kid I threw a boomerang, it didn't come back

It isn't a bad life I'm living, but it is a life in ongoing fear.

10 years ago I threw a boomerang and it didn't come back.

I've lived in fear ever since.

I bought myself a 6 ft boomerang with Lord of the Rings characters on it.

It’s really hard to Frodo

I threw a boomerang 5 years ago

Today, I live in constant fear.

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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!

I have a boomerang joke I can’t think of it though it might come back to me

All I remember is that it went over people’s heads

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Boomerangs

They're like frisbees, but for lonely kids

I went to the boomerang store the other day

They had a great return policy

I used to be in a band called boomerang

We’re about to have a big comeback.

Dads are like boomerangs...

...I hope.

Pre-edit: I heard this last night at a bar. Hopefully, it's not a repost.

-Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working.

-Of course. Where is it?

-No idea.

I used to be good at operating a boomerang.

It was difficult to re-learn a childhood hobby...

*but then it came back*

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Why is having sex with a boomerang is bad if you're a guy?

Cuz' it cums back

My dad is like a boomerang

I can't catch, so they leave bruises on me.

I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs

They only throw them away.

IT guy was searching for boomerang.

He got a hit.

Have you heard about boomerangs?

They're making a comeback.

Jokes are like boomerangs

You can send one out, and it'll always come back.

tbh even this one but that was 6 months ago.

Dads are like boomerangs.

I tried throwing mine and it didn't really work.

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