Have y'all heard the joke about the boomerang?

I forgot the punchline, but it'll come back to me.

I threw a boomerang 5 years ago

Today, I live in constant fear.












Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!

When I was a kid I threw a boomerang, it didn't come back

It isn't a bad life I'm living, but it is a life in ongoing fear.

I forgot where my boomerang was

Then it hit me.

-Hello, I would like to return a boomerang I bought from here, it's not working.

-Of course. Where is it?

-No idea.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

Once, i throwed a boomerang really fast

I’ve been living in fear since that day

I threw a boomerang a few years ago

Now I live in constant fear

I have a boomerang joke I can’t think of it though it might come back to me

All I remember is that it went over people’s heads

I used to be in a band called boomerang

We’re about to have a big comeback.

I forgot how to use a boomerang

But then it came back to me

I used to be good at operating a boomerang.

It was difficult to re-learn a childhood hobby...

*but then it came back*

I invented a boomerang with teeth...

That ones gonna come back to bite me in the ass

I thought I'd lost my boomerang the other day when I threw it too hard

And then it hit me

Fun fact : Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

I threw a boomerang two years ago.

I’ve been scared ever since.

It being Father’s Day, it got me thinking... Dads are a lot like boomerangs.

I hope.

"You have three wishes!"

"Oh no, I know the drill. Whatever I wish for, will come back and bite me."

"What? No, I'm a good genie. Listen, if it does, I will even give you infinite wishes"

"I want a boomerang with teeth."

Dads are like boomerangs

I hope :(

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

What's the difference between a Boomerang and my Dad?

The Boomerang always comes back.

I want to sell my boomerang

But I don't know what it is worth, so let's throw it out there and see what comes back

all sales final: no returns

An Australian aborigine has a boomerang that won't come back to him no matter how many times he tries to throw it. Frustrated he goes to the witch-doctor for advice. The witch-doctor asks him where he got the boomerang and the abo tells him he got it from a souvenir shop at Ayer's Rock. The witch-...

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?

Eventually the boomerang comes around.

Dads are like boomerangs...

...I hope.

Pre-edit: I heard this last night at a bar. Hopefully, it's not a repost.

Parents are like boomerangs...

They don't always come back, but when they do they usually hit you.

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They call me Bill

Three guys are sitting in a bar. An American, Australian and a Russian.

The American wants to show off so he pulls out a revolver and shoots off four bottlecaps without hitting the bottles. He looks at the other two and says: "They call me Bill, Revolver Bill".

Not particularly impres...

Yo momma's so fat

She has to use a boomerang to get her belt on

I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it

Man that thing brought back memories

I used to be really good at throwing boomerangs.

But after years of not practicing, I forgot how to do it.

I found one the other day, and tried to throw it again. Suddenly, it all came back to me.

I just bought a haunted boomerang from an old medicine man in the outback.

That’ll come back to haunt me.

What did the Australian say when his grandfather left a message to call back?


I heard a story about a man that went insane

He bought a new boomerang and kept trying to throw the old one away

I went to the boomerang store the other day

They have a great return policy

My ex gf made me eat a boomerang

We broke up but she always says that I'll come back

Want to hear my boomerang joke?

Ill tell you when i get it back

My dad is like a boomerang

I can't catch, so they leave bruises on me.

IT guy was searching for boomerang.

He got a hit.

Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?

Because it'll come back to bite you.

I bought a boomerang on eBay

It didn’t work. Then I realised I bought it on no return

What's the difference between a boomerang and a stick of wood ?

With the boomerang you can spare yourself the dog.

A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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On my recent trip to Australia, I made the mistake of buying a boomerang with teeth.

Sure enough, it came back to bite me in the ass.

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