It's a non profit organization called "Caw Caw Caw Caw"
It's four good caws
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.
Why are ravens so smart?
Because they spend all their time hanging out at the caw ledge.
Why did the police arrest the crow?
They had probable caws.
A crow sits on a telephone pole, doing nothing - looking stupid
A crow is sitting on a telephone pole when his mate, another crow arrives.
Crow#2 asks his friend: "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
Crow#1: "Nothing really, just sitting here and looking stupid"
Crow#2: "Sounds cool, I wanna try that, too!"
An hour later a 3rd crow arrive...
A crow was arrested today under suspicion of being involved in a murder
The judge threw the case out. He said he had just caws.
If you see a bunch of big black birds
Don't automatically assume it's a murder of crows.
You can't have a murder without probable caws.
A new jokes store opens up in town.
A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar...
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Why did the cops arrest the two crows before more could arrive?
There was probable caws.
Why was the crow bitter about his job?
They fired him without caws!
A crow flies to a woman on the street
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?
Woman: Why should I?
Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAW
Woman: What does that even mean?
Crow: Its four good caws
What do you call a white crow?
Which bird is the most contented?
The crow. He never complains without caws.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws
How come crows never get hit by cars?
Their friends are all up on the power lines yelling "caw caw!"
There once was a crow who was not like the others. He always was on the telephone line, and never went down on the road to eat roadkill like the other crows. He also warned the ither crows of oncoming cars. One day a bus hit all the crows because all the other crow knew was "caw, caw"
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
When I was in school, some professors noticed that the crows on campus were astoundingly intelligent. These crows recognized that when lights were green, cars could go and when they were red, cars would stop. Using this knowledge, the crows would put nuts on the crosswalk so that during a green ligh...
I was eating lunch in the park...
...when all of a sudden a crow landed in front of me and promptly keeled over on its side. I set my lunch down and leaned forward to see what the matter was.
In that moment, an owl swooped in, plucked my sandwich off the bench, and carried it up to the treetop above me. Imagine my further sur...
Why was the caffeine addicted crow agitated?
Because of the caw fee.
Dave and Joe were best friends
Joe and his family went on vacation for about a week, but when he came back, Dave noticed that he was very different, his mood and tendencies had completely changed.
This was not the same Joe.
The smoking gun was that Joe's eyes were not his usual green, but blue.
He flew to J...
OP meets a talking crow
One day OP decides to get off reddit for a bit and go for a nice leisurely walk. After walking for a few hours he pauses at a park bench and sits down to collect his thoughts.
A crow lands on the bench beside him and takes him off guard by saying hello.
“Are... are you a talking crow?...
Harry Potter is invited to a... "gathering" at Hogwarts one night.
He is told to go through the door marked by a gryphon. As he does so, he wonders what this is all about. When he enters the room, he is stunned to see Malfoy obviously inebriated on the floor, just slitherin' over to the side, towards a guy who would repeatedly huff 'n' puff clouds of smoke. Next to...
A crow asks a lady to donate to it's charity
'Whats your charity called?' , asks the lady.
' CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! ' , said the crow,
' It's four good caws'
A little boy excitedly rushes into a candy store that sold some unusual goods...
Inside he meets the owner who takes him around the store and shows him all of the products. There were lots of different ones, candy shaped like a dog biscuit, the grass a cow would eat, the worms a bird would eat and even one that looked like a T-bone steak!
The boy is awe-struck and can’t ...
As a boy i had dreams that told the future.
One night when i was young, a crow came to me in a dream.
"Your aunt is going to die!" It cawed. I woke up immediately and ran to tell my parents. They told me "Go back to bed its only a dream."
Then that morning they got a...
What did the crow say when his friend got run over by a hit and run driver?
Caw the Cawps!
Backstory - my daughter just woke up telling me about her nightmare - I was driving her down a road, and kept running over crows in the road, she would look back and would see crows mourning over their friends. We had to keep driving back and forth through the same road because...
Two scientists are studying a nest of newly-hatched crows..
The new parents are doing what they can, and the three chicks are noisy and demanding.
One day, the scientists notice that one of the chicks isn't making noise anymore. They see he's making the motions, but no sound is coming from his beak.
The scientists decide to do something to try ...
A group of naturalists found hundreds of dead crows near highways. They began investigating.
They brought an Ornithologist in, who discovered that 90% had been killed by trucks. After some study, they figured out that it was because the crows could say "Caw!" but not "Truck!"
There were many dead crows on highways in the Rocky Mountains this year. Ornithologists suspected it was due to vehicles hitting the crows.
This was surprising because crows have adapted to feeding on carcasses by having two birds watching from the trees while two birds feed. If there is a v...
I watched a crow land on the line out front today
it was joined by five more in a few minutes. They sat cawing softly a bit, then flew off different directions.
I think I just saw an attempted murder.
What does a crow with a cold sound like?
Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.
Did you hear about the crows and the owls?
They're in caw-hoots.
Two crows that are husband and wife are home when
The phone rings. Ethel answers, hello? Hey Ethel Bob home. Yeah hang on. Hey Bob! Yeah? Phone caw!
Whats the funniest type of bird?
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
An Irish, a British, and American soldiers...
...had just helped each other escape from an Axis prisoner camp in WW2 Germany. As they run through the Bavarian forest, they hear alarms sounding, and soon afterwards, they hear dogs barking and guards yelling to each other.
The barking and yelling gets louder and louder, and the escapees r...
Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?
For the Good of the Caws.
What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?
He was making a long-distance caw.