A Russian immigrant comes to America, works hard...
... and is able to buy for his very first home: a condominium apartment. He throws an all night party with his friends to celebrate. One of his guests notices a hammer and a large metal pot next to one of the walls.
“What is that for?” he asks.
The Russian says “That is my talking A...
What do NASCAR and gang bangs have in common?
If you’re not first, you’re last.
Three comedians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be, guys?"
The observational comic replies, "Isn't this just typical!" The slapstick comedian slips and bangs his head on the bar. Then the absurdist comedian says, "This joke is well-structured in a formal sense but not particularly funny."
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A classic joke from my childhood.
There is the private in the army. On the day before he was about to be sent to the front lines, he has to visit the quartermasters and get issued his weapons.
Unfortunately, he overslept and ended up being very last in line. When he finally made it to the desk, the gun master regretted to inf...
Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.
Just like the children of Kabul.
There's a dog walking down the street and he sees a sign in a shop window that says:
"Must be able to type 60 words per minute."
"Must be computer literate."
"Must be bilingual."
"An equal opportunity employer."
So, the dog goes inside and asks...
The Corona virus meets the Ebola virus. They start dating. One thing leads to another and the Corona virus bangs the Ebola virus.
Nine months later the Corolla virus is born.