A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter.
He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake.
"Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said.
So the father visited a ton of different bakeri...
Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products.
Apparently I'm an excellent roll model
Why are masochist gathering in French bakeries?
Because they're full of pains.
Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany?
They had to do *something* with all of the ovens.
It's actually really dangerous to steal kitchen utensils from bakeries.
But you just have to be willing to take the whisk
Why does Mr. Hankey like to hang out in bakeries?
Cuz gosh, they sure do smell all nice and flour-y...
Do you know why Indian bakeries are open 24/7?
Because they bake naan stop.
Bakeries are very dependent on money
They knead the dough.
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?
If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
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