The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheek...
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A manager of a small restaurant just discovered that someone in their town tested positive for COVID-19
The manager calls a meeting of his three employees--an Italian, a Scottsman, and a Japanese man.
The manager says to the Italian, "Sanitize everything in the kitchen!"
The manager then says to the Scottsman, "Make new to-go flyers! All our new dishes need to be on there!"
I live in constant fear
I live in constant fear that one day while I’m least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleep...