I encourage seabirds to date others in their species.

I believe one good tern deserves another.

A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.

Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-stoned!!..

California scientists are studying the impact of cannabis seeds from the farms will have on the local seabird population

Apparently they are being thorough and are leaving no tern unstoned

I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird.

I took a tern for the wurst.

What do you call an introverted seabird?

Auk-ward.

I thought my girlfriend was getting over her seabird-related kleptomania

...then she took a tern for the worse.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A boy was not looking forward to lunch.

Everyday his mom would pack a liverwurst sandwich and he hated it. One lunch period his classmate looks over and says, "I hate it when my mom packs me a seabird sandwich for lunch. Wanna trade?" Overjoyed, the boy accepted. All of a sudden a teacher grabs him and asks, "Did you trade sandwiches?"...

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