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Seabird Jokes

My butcher has started making sausages from seabirds....

Today he has taken a tern for the wurst.

Is a cloth seabird

A material gull?

What's the name of the soap opera about a seabird that moved rapidly around and around?

"As The Terns Whirled."

I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird.

I took a tern for the wurst.

What do you call an introverted seabird?

Auk-ward.

I thought my girlfriend was getting over her seabird-related kleptomania

...then she took a tern for the worse.

California scientists are studying the impact of cannabis seeds from the farms will have on the local seabird population

Apparently they are being thorough and are leaving no tern unstoned

A stash of cannabis plants has been dumped in a local Estuary and local seabirds have been seen feeding nearby.

Bird welfare groups are investigating and they say no tern has been left un-stoned!!..

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A boy was not looking forward to lunch.

Everyday his mom would pack a liverwurst sandwich and he hated it. One lunch period his classmate looks over and says, "I hate it when my mom packs me a seabird sandwich for lunch. Wanna trade?" Overjoyed, the boy accepted. All of a sudden a teacher grabs him and asks, "Did you trade sandwiches?"...

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