What do you call an introverted seabird?

Auk-ward.

I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird.

I took a tern for the wurst.

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A boy was not looking forward to lunch.

Everyday his mom would pack a liverwurst sandwich and he hated it. One lunch period his classmate looks over and says, "I hate it when my mom packs me a seabird sandwich for lunch. Wanna trade?" Overjoyed, the boy accepted. All of a sudden a teacher grabs him and asks, "Did you trade sandwiches?"...

I thought my girlfriend was getting over her seabird-related kleptomania

...then she took a tern for the worse.

Drug smugglers tried to take

bales of marijuana to the states by boat. They didn't check the weather and ran into a terrible storm. The boat took water and sank. The marijuana washed up on an island where it was eaten by some seabirds.

It left no tern unstoned.

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