I tried to open up a flightless bird zoo business.

But it never took off.

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback.

Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.

One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.

The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, st...

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