I've started a business building yachts in my attic
Sails are going through the roof!
Tom finds a lamp in his grandfather’s attic
Seeing that it’s a little dusty, he rubs it. To his surprise, a genie appears in a puff of smoke.
Genie: greetings, mortal. As you have summoned me, i will give you three wishes
Tom: alright, i wish to be rich.
Genie: granted. What is your second wish?
Rich: i wish i had...
What's the difference between a rehab center and a concentration camp?
One takes addicts out of people, the other takes people out of attics.
(Works best when said out loud)
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