Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though ...
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Certain japanse buildings had creaking floorboards which would alarm the guards if there were intruders.
That seems like a sound strategy to me.
Two Irish men are nailing down floorboards
The first man grabs a nail but it is upside down so he tosses it away. He grabs the next nail but it also upside down so he throws that away too. He continues this process until he finds one the right side down.
The second man comes over and say "What the hell are you doing?" The first man re...
Damn girl are you john wayne gacy’s floorboards?
Cause I wanna put some kids inside you
I know a bit early but .....,
A Little Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the per-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more...
If I said you have a nice body would you...
stash it under the floorboards with the rest of them or bury it in a shallow grave?
I'm trying to quit because I found out they're using caffeine as an insecticide now. They're spraying it over the crops in Texas to kill the bugs. I said, 'I'm putting that in my body every day?' Just to prove I'm wrong, the other night in my apartment, I took a cup of coffee, poured it all along th...
The Greatest Pig...
A man was visiting his worldly uncle on his farm, when a pig in a wheeled cart trotted past him, missing its two hind legs. He leaned over to his uncle and asked "Uncle, what happened to that pig in the wheelchair?"
The uncle takes a deep draw of his pipe and points to the pig. "I owe that pi...