My favorite joke as a kid: Brothers in the Hayloft
Two brothers were in the hayloft of their barn finishing their chores for the day. Just as the sun was setting, one of them accidentally kicked the ladder over. Now the only way to get down was to jump into a pile of manure, but they couldn't remember how deep it was, and they couldn't see it since ...
Jesus and Saint Peter come down to earth to see how things are going.
After traveling all day through the universe they arrive after dark near an old farmhouse.
Not wanting to freak out the farmer, they decide to sleep in the barn.
Jesus says to Peter, ”I am going to sleep upstairs in the hayloft and you stay down here. And when you are comfortable, si...