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Ionic Jokes

What do you call an ionic compound carrying a gun

A salt with a deadly weapon

Fitbit has recalled its Ionic smart watch, after finding out the battery can dangerously overheat

They admitted, this isn't what you're after when you're told to feel the burn.

Ionic humor

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly says, “I just lost an electron.”

The other is concerned. “Are you sure?”

“I‘m positive!”

Who sung "Isn't it ionic"?

Alanis Moris-salt.

The name's Bond.

Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.

The three orders of classical columns are Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian. Sometimes Ionic is called Ionian.

I guess it's a less charged word.

You'd think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to each other, but instead they steal each others electrons.

Isn’t that Ionic?

What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal bestfriend?

an ionic bonding moment

The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron

One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond.

I'm positive I lost an electron bumping into that anode.

Isn't that ionic?

I saw a Doric temple in Corinth today

Pretty Ionic don't you think?

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