Ionic humor

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly says, “I just lost an electron.”

The other is concerned. “Are you sure?”

“I‘m positive!”

Divorce is like an Ionic bond.

They completely steal your electron. You're stuck together by the electrostatic force. And when you finally dissociate they still keep all your stuff.

Who sung "Isn't it ionic"?

Alanis Moris-salt.

When a metal and non metal goes together...

Its so ionic

The name is Bond, Ionic Bond.

Taken, not shared.

The three orders of classical columns are Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian. Sometimes Ionic is called Ionian.

I guess it's a less charged word.

You'd think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to each other, but instead they steal each others electrons.

Isn’t that Ionic?

Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together...

To form a ionic band

What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal bestfriend?

an ionic bonding moment

I'm positive I lost an electron bumping into that anode.

Isn't that ionic?

The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron

One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond.

I saw a Doric temple in Corinth today

Pretty Ionic don't you think?

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