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Ionic Jokes

What do you call an ionic compound carrying a gun

A salt with a deadly weapon

Ionic humor

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly says, “I just lost an electron.”

The other is concerned. “Are you sure?”

“I‘m positive!”

Fitbit has recalled its Ionic smart watch, after finding out the battery can dangerously overheat

They admitted, this isn't what you're after when you're told to feel the burn.

The name's Bond.

Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.

Who sung "Isn't it ionic"?

Alanis Moris-salt.

The three orders of classical columns are Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian. Sometimes Ionic is called Ionian.

I guess it's a less charged word.

What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal bestfriend?

an ionic bonding moment

You'd think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to each other, but instead they steal each others electrons.

Isn’t that Ionic?

I'm positive I lost an electron bumping into that anode.

Isn't that ionic?

The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron

One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond.

I saw a Doric temple in Corinth today

Pretty Ionic don't you think?

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