I saw a stand-up comic doing jokes about botany. Nobody in the audience laughed except one guy.

I looked at him and thought "you're a plant".

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Why was Hitler's favorite subject botany?

Because botany is all about the germination.

I know someone who faked his degree in botany.

He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.

One of the truly awful classes in school is botany

It really weeds out the people who should be there and who shouldn't be

I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class...

It's about thyme

My uneducated neigbor was planning to grow a flowerbed in his backyard

But then he realised he can't plant flowers as he hadn't botany

You can't plant flowers....

...if you haven't botany

While you're at someone's house, it's pretty easy to tell if they like plants.

Just look around and see if they botany.

Boll weevils are detrimental to cotton crops. If you had to have boll weevils on your farm, which do you want, a big weevil or a little weevil?

The little weevil, because you always want the *lesser of two weevils.*

My botany professor just told us this.

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A couple are discussing starting a garden

"You know, I really love the roses and chrysanthemums," remarked the wife. "Maybe I'll start by planting those."

"Oh sure, why not," replied the husband. "Hey, let's start doing that now! It's a beautiful Saturday morning and we don't have anything else to do."

"Alright, let me just ru...

I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants

But I haven’t botany yet

I would have really liked to study plants in college...

but my university hadn’t botany.

I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants

but unfortunately, I never botany

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