An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "things are great, and I've never felt better! I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, doc?" The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story...
Apple better watch its quarterly earnings, its latest iPhone has competition
It's called Charmin Ultra Soft
Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.