An old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and he said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’

I now have a young bride who is pregnant with my child.

“So what do you think about that Doc?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and  then began to tell a story....

Apple better watch its quarterly earnings, its latest iPhone has competition

It's called Charmin Ultra Soft

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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