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All The Same Jokes

Sons are all the same...

A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.

"Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he's decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where ...

Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters all the same name?

Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

Back seat drivers... They’re all the same

“Let me go”, “why are you taking me in to the woods”

Mexican and black jokes are all the same

Once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.

My dad can do all the same tricks that my dog can.

Except for stay.

Side scrolling games on pc are all the same...

... kind of d-pressing

It is important to remember that we are all the same on the inside

quote from Jack the Ripper

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A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking at the bar...

The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people, for bombing Pearl Harbor!"

The Chinese guy is like, "WTF?! That wasn't us. That was the Japanese!"

The Jewish guy: "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... you're all the same."

After a few minutes and another...

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Backseat drivers are all the same...

.. With the whole.. Nooo.. Why are we going into the woods.

Source: Jimmy Carr. Source because others on this thread think everything here is original content and like to shout shits stolen. Unfunny cunts.

Hey ladies : if you think men are all the same

Why won't anyone go out with me?

I asked my friend what kind of car audio system he preferred and he said it didn't matter because they were all the same...

...apparently he has a problem with stereotypes.

12 Panties

A husband buys his wife 12 panties, all the same color. The wife asks "Why the same color? People will think I don't change my panties"

Husband: Which people???

Why's it so hard to solve a redneck murder?

Cause the DNA's all the same and there ain't no dental records.

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A jew and a Chinese man are in an argument...

The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That'...

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