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The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning

A dick rising to power!

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.

At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russia...

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If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named?

Cause then there would be Nosex!

Genghis Khan once had the hands of an entire village of superb bowmen maimed so their skills could never be used against him. Similarly, he crippled a conquered town of excellent sprinters

For the town, it was a crushing de feet

Three logicians walk into a bar

The bartender looks them over and says: “You three want drinks?”

The first logician ponders a second and says “I don’t know.”

The second logician similarly ponders and says “I don’t know.”

Hearing this the third breaks out in a big smile and says “Well, apparently we do!”

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