African Grey Jokes - 4 Hilarious African Grey Jokes

African Grey Parrots are famously intelligent, but studies have shown that they consistently lose chess matches against ravens, jackdaws, and other corvids.

Said one researcher, "They just have trouble weighing the crows and pawns."

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Prayers

A lady was looking for a new pet since her Cockatoo died a few months back. Eventually she settles to buy a parrot and heads to an owner who had offered to sell his to her. After having her see the beautiful African Grey parrot, he told her that the bird only knew one phrase that was "I'm a prostitu...

A student is preparing for a vet school exam and has left it to the last minute...

With no chance in hell in of passing, he procrastinates by picking a random topic about animals from Wikipedia and starts reading. By the time he's finished (wasting lots of time looking up related articles) it's too late to read about anything else.

In the oral exam the student picks a quest...

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Offensive Parrot

A guy is walking to his work one morning when he walks past a pet shop with an African grey parrot in a cage outside it. As he walks past he hears a voice shouting,

"Hey you ya ugly bastard"

He turns round to the parrot wondering if he had imagined it. The parrot blankly looks at him...

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