Represented Jokes

But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.

Number of cases is either 1 or 0

Because you're at an all-time low.

(Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

‟So, you’re a politician...”
‟Well, yes, is that a problem?”
‟Oh no, no problem. But we have recently adopted a new system for people in your line of wo... read more

So, being a good catholic, he picks him up. They drive a bit further down the highway, when the man then spots a well-known lawyer hitchhiking as well. Remembering that this man represented his ex wife during their divorce, an impulse of anger causes him to aim his car right at the lawyer. He then r... read more

Reddit is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every subreddit, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywh... read more

blind people were 100% less likely to see themselves represented in the media

In tenth grade my biology teacher thought our attendance should be represented in our grades. He called it the “tardy grade.”