Aerosmith Jokes - 10 Hilarious Aerosmith Jokes

I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant

...and call it 'Guac This Way'

Aerosmith

According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.

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Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith?

They gave it a try, but they could only get Foreigner

Aerosmith Jokes?

I’ve got to give a best man speech and the father of brides last name is Arrowsmith. Which kind of sounds like Aerosmith (especially in Moe from Simpson’s voice)
Can anyone think of a decent joke? Or just not bother.

How do you get a bunch of avocados into an Aerosmith concert?

You tell them to GUAC This Way!

I was sitting next to Floridaman at the bar the other night when an Aerosmith song came on.

He swears it’s called “ Loving an alligator “, but I don’t think that’s right.

Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?

Wok This Way!

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What is Princess Leia’s favorite Aerosmith song?

Ewok this way.

I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly

Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice

Eminem

Rhianna

Green Day

Oasis

Nirvana

Nine inch Nails

Aerosmith

George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill

Enya

Yoko ono

Otis Redding

U...

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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes

Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.

He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...

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