Did you hear about the porn star who wanted to do a scene with all five members of Aerosmith?
They gave it a try, but they could only get Foreigner
How do you get a bunch of avocados into an Aerosmith concert?
You tell them to GUAC This Way!
Did you hear Aerosmith just wrote a Chinese cookbook?
Wok This Way!
I’ve got to give a best man speech and the father of brides last name is Arrowsmith. Which kind of sounds like Aerosmith (especially in Moe from Simpson’s voice) Can anyone think of a decent joke? Or just not bother.
According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
What is Princess Leia’s favorite Aerosmith song?
Ewok this way.
I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:
Nine inch Nails
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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes
Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.
He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...