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Weightlifter Jokes

What’s the difference between a really strong weightlifter and a really, really, really strong weightlifter?

Repetitions.

What did the weightlifter say when he ran out of protein supplement?

No whey

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A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around,

that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshore...

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, you should ...

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What's the difference between a weightlifter and a redittor?

A weightlifter cleans and jerks.

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A female weightlifter goes to the doc’s….

"I've been taking steroids, & now I've grown a cock"

"Anabolic" says the Doctor

"No just a penis!"

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What's it called when a weightlifter drives a hearse?

Deadlyfting.

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Olympic Weightlifting joke

Why would you want to date a weightlifter over a powerlifter?

The weightlifter has a good clean, jerk, and has an incredible snatch!

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What event does a weightlifter with a masturbation addiction and fast recharge rate do.

The clean and jerk.

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What exercise can Olympic weightlifters still practice in the shower?

The Clean and Jerk.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What is a British weightlifter's favorite thing for lunch?

Jacked potatoes

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Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

First time posting here, don't know if blonde jokes are appreciated

A blind cowboy walks into a bar, without knowing it's an only women's bar and says "anyone here wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bartender replies "since you're blind I'll fill you in on something. I'm a blonde woman and I've got a gun next to me, the woman to your right is the national judo ch...

An old blind man walks into a bar...

He sits down and begins to speak:
"How many Blondes does it take-"
A burly blonde woman nearby interrupts him "Excuse me! I'll have you know that I'm a blonde wrestler and I'm sitting here with a weightlifter, a black belt and a professional boxer who are also blonde. Are you sure you wan...

A bad Feghoot

There's a big casino nearby a big law firm. On Thursday night the lawyers get together and take a couple dollars each to bet on roulette. They split the money they earn (if any).

Well as they enter the casino on Thursday, everyone waves to them and says, "here comes the firm." Once they're in...

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