I feel bad for whoever took the silver in fencing.

Their dreams of gold were foiled.

Olympic fencing is like r/Jokes

You can score big with a good riposte!

What’s the difference between Bill Cosby and a tiny fencing sword?

One is a little rapier

My friend took me to a blindfolded fencing class, but I didn’t enjoy it.

I couldn’t see the point.

Why are redditors so talented at fencing?

They have a lot practice with riposting.



I'll let myself out.

I was all set to be the world's greatest supervillain, but first I had to win a fencing duel.

Alas, I was in anguish when I lost, for my plans had been Foiled.

I thought I'd make a joke about fencing

but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"

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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword

The six-fingered man sighs and lowers his arms "I am prepared, my son. I have been freed from Earthly desires and acheived inner peace. I wish for nothing more than to move on to m...

Why is r/Jokes like a fencing match?

... because you usually win with a riposte!


(This terrible pun is wholly original, so far as I know. Thus it will die in infamy without upvotes)

My favorite Irish joke about The Olympics

An Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman wanted to see the Olympics, but they didn't have tickets. They went round back to see if they could sneak in, but there was a guard at the rear entrance which is also where the competing athletes entered. The Englishman looks around and sees a long pole on the g...

Why is /r/fencing the favorite sub for /r/jokes posters?

They highly encourage ripostes

Why is reddit like fencing?

When it's not parrying, it's full of repostes

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A farmer and his laborer are out on the field doing some fencing.

The laborer says: "Uhm, farmer, it looks like rain."

Farmer: "I think you're right, go get my rubber boots for me!'

Laborer: "Do I have to?"

Farmer: "Listen, as you are more standing around than working, you have to."

The laborer goes to the farm house and enters the kitc...

I’ve been bored recently so I have decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

I told a fencing joke on Reddit once.

Turned out to be a riposte.

I hate fencing. Whenever I check Reddit after I parry...

It’s always a riposte.

Posting on Reddit is like fencing

You must always have a quick repost.

My fencing opponent stood shocked for a minute, then said to me "that was amazing, did you come up with that all by yourself?"

"No," I answered, "it was a riposte."

Why should fencing be declared the Official Sport of Reddit?

All the constant goddamned ripostes

Reddit and Fencing have something in common

There's bound to be a riposte

I just made up a really good fencing joke!

EDIT: Nevermind, apparently it's a riposte.

Two young, slightly speech-impaired brothers decide to join a class that will teach them fencing.

After a good while in the class, these brothers were exceptional when it came to their offense. However, they noticed their instructor avoided all non-combative techniques.

One of the brothers, Phineas, decided he would confront the instructor on this issue. However, due to the previously men...

Why are fencing players so good at also being guards at museums?

They’re always en garde.

An r/Jokes subscriber was fencing...

His opponent was confused because he was fully on the offensive and made not even one defensive move.

After the game, the opponent asked him about his unorthodox technique.

He replied, "Oh yeah, I only know how to riposte."

Reddit is just like fencing

Your response to anything original is either a block or a riposte.

I've seen a lot of great moves as a fencing teacher...

...but you guys have the best ripostes.

I wasn't doing very well at the r/jokes fencing academy.

But people starting to notice me when I learned how effective riposting was.

Show me the way of sword fencing!

Hi, I am from the sword fencing team! Everyone told me to come here because you guys are the masters of riposting.

Many years ago, there was a very lazy fencing duellist

In one of his most notable bouts, against the Marquis of Mod, his opponent noticed a very glaring pattern.

Upon exploiting this weakness and winning the duel, the Marquis approached the lazy duellist and questioned his methods-

"Why, may I ask, do you always seem to attack upon compl...

A redditor with an interest in fencing was on r/rareinsults

He found an amusing and witty retort, and was about to upvote, but alas he remembered. It was a riposte

I know nothing about the sport of fencing

But I attended a match with a friend who promised to explain everything.

The fencer took position, and one lunged at the other who batted the blade away.

The crowd went wild.

"That was a parry." My friend explained.

The fencer lunged again, the other deflected the blade...

What's the difference between this sub and fencing?

In fencing people don't carry on and yell every time there's a riposte.

TIL Reddit is quite similar to fencing.

Full of ripostes.

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One day, legendary fencing master Maximilian Lee is looking for a new challenger

After decades dedicating himself to his art, he finds there is no one worthy of fighting anymore. He travels to the farest corners of the world looking to reinvigorate his love of the blade.

He travels to France and challenges their most skilled and famous fighter, but to his disappointment,...

what do you call a fencing tournament held on a nuclear submersible?

A sub full of ripostes

Why did the redditor sign up for fencing lessons?

He heard there were tips on riposting.

Did you hear about the fencing teacher’s new, though unoriginal lesson?

The riposte, he called it.

Fencing

There was a famous fencer that could defeat every opponent he came across. No matter his opponent, he could always parry their blows and was always able to score a hit. Of course, each of his opponents would look greatly unnerved after every match, walking out in anger at their utter loss.

On...

Did you hear about the fencing champion who only had one move in his repertoire?

He was completely unoriginal and only knew how to riposte. I have no idea how jokers like him get silver and gold.

I started taking fencing lessons...

The teacher started yelling fencing terms I didn't understand.

"Lunge!"

"Parry!"

"Reposte"

I stopped and said, "I can't do that, this is my first post in r/jokes and I don't wanna get flamed."

(Ain't much, but at least I tried)

I learned a new move in fencing class today.

Riposte

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