What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What do you call it when fellow javelin throwers hang out?

A Meet n' Yeet

Javelin and Shot Put

Discus.

Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?

Discuss.

TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France..

Britanny Spears.

I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins.

I'm calling it a game of throwns.

What would Roman soldiers rest their heads on when they slept?

The same thing they used to carry their javelins: a pila case.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A recent scientific study revealed that women found different male attributes attractive depending on where they were in their menstrual cycle.

For example, a woman ovulating found men with rugged masculine features most attractive.
Whereas a woman menstruating preferred men doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eyes, an axe in his skull and a javelin stuck up his arse.

What’s red and white and can’t turn around in an elevator?

A ballerina with a javelin through her head.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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