Javelin Jokes - 15 Hilarious Javelin Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What do you call it when fellow javelin throwers hang out?

A Meet n' Yeet

Javelin and Shot Put

Discus.

Melissa Caddick tried out for the Australian Olympic Javelin team.

She made a good effort on the day of her trial, but her final effort fell a foot short.

TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France..

Britanny Spears.

What’s black, white and red and can’t fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins.

I'm calling it a game of throwns.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?

Discuss.

What Olympic sport will Ukrainians always beat Russian in?

The javelin thrown.

In high school I was the starting catcher for two teams...

Baseball & Javelin

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Which Olympic sport does Russia score highest in?

The javelin catch.

What would Roman soldiers rest their heads on when they slept?

The same thing they used to carry their javelins: a pila case.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A recent scientific study revealed that women found different male attributes attractive depending on where they were in their menstrual cycle.

For example, a woman ovulating found men with rugged masculine features most attractive.
Whereas a woman menstruating preferred men doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eyes, an axe in his skull and a javelin stuck up his arse.

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