What do you call it when fellow javelin throwers hang out?
A Meet n' Yeet
Javelin and Shot Put
Question 1: which is better - javelin or that sport where you throw a round flat object?
TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France..
I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins.
I'm calling it a game of throwns.
What would Roman soldiers rest their heads on when they slept?
The same thing they used to carry their javelins: a pila case.
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A recent scientific study revealed that women found different male attributes attractive depending on where they were in their menstrual cycle.
For example, a woman ovulating found men with rugged masculine features most attractive. Whereas a woman menstruating preferred men doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eyes, an axe in his skull and a javelin stuck up his arse.
What’s red and white and can’t turn around in an elevator?
A ballerina with a javelin through her head.
What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.