Deadlift Jokes - 14 Hilarious Deadlift Jokes

Why did the professional deadlifter have to go to the hospital after his competition?

He had a pro lapse in judgment.

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Why do the rodent love doing deadlifts?

Because he loves working on the hamstering

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I tried a deadlift for the first time last week...

The mortician sternly asked me to leave the morgue.

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You know who's great at deadlifting?

Pallbearers

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What's a necromancer's favorite form of exercise?

Deadlifts.

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What does a "muscle buff" do in the afterlife?

Deadlifts.

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What’s a necromancer’s favorite workout?

A deadlift!

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I’m going to the gym for leg day on Friday.

Then I have to be a pallbearer for my cousin on Saturday. This will be my first time trying to deadlift two days in a row.

Did you hear about the guy who died at the gym?

They had to deadlift him out.

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Someone died at the gym and i was there to help carry the body

It was the lightest deadlift I've ever done.

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If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian both caught on fire in your gym and you only had ONE bucket of water.....

.... would you squat or deadlift first?

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What is a ghost's favourite exercise?

Deadlifting

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Three men hold a contest in front of a panel of women to see who can pleasure a woman best.

The first man, a body builder, is brought up to the stage and announces that he can deadlift 550lbs and can bench 315lbs. Proving it true, the man completes the lifts with ease. Flexing his muscles in front of the women and winking, he leaves the stage.

The next man, a professional chef, impr...

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What's morticians favorite workout?

Deadlifting.

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