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What nickname did the Olympians give to the newly ascended god of masturbation

Jerkules

I thought I'd make a original joke about an Olympian fencer.

Turns out it was just a riposte.

Why could the nordic olympian not finish the race?

He didn't have permission to cross the Finnish line.

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.

They told him, "No whey, José."

Did you hear about the Olympian that got shot with a starting pistol?

Police think it was Race related.

What do you call a North Korean Olympian?

A Seoul Searcher

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I never understood when my wife said I'm like an Olympian in bed.

How the fuck do I come third?

My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian

She always comes second.

So an Olympian walks into a bar...

and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.

My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...

Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"

Latvian Jokes

Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.

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