Weightlifting forums are the worst when it comes to getting information and advice on protein.

There's always some meathead a-hole that has to whey in.

A prisoner called Andrea wants to prove her strength...

So she starts a weightlifting competition and wins! Turns out the powerhouse of the cell is the might of con 'Drea.

Weightlifting really changed my life, i dropped 50 pounds

Straight on my foot, can barely walk now

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What do you call a mean, weightlifting maid?

A cleanin’ jerk!

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.

They told him, "No whey, José."

Weightlifting is a tough sport

Others set the bar very high

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I don't get the point of weightlifting competitions

If I wanted to see a bunch of buff guys doing something I'll never be able do I'd just watch porn.

They say weightlifting can lead to disembowelment ..

But I think it really shows guts

LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it.

Because the camera always adds 10 pounds.

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My weightlifting trainer told me the key is "If it burns, it grows"

So I lit my cock on fire

A boxer walks into a gym...

It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.

First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25 pull-ups.

Next, he waits in the weightlifting line, and does 50 bench presses.

After that, the boxer looks around for the punching ba...

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Take that back Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back....

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is...

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