George Orwell admired be for my weightlifting skills

Because ignorance is strength

Weightlifting really changed my life, i dropped 50 pounds

Straight on my foot, can barely walk now

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What do you call a mean, weightlifting maid?

A cleanin’ jerk!

Weightlifting is a tough sport

Others set the bar very high

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.

They told him, "No whey, José."

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I don't get the point of weightlifting competitions

If I wanted to see a bunch of buff guys doing something I'll never be able do I'd just watch porn.

They say weightlifting can lead to disembowelment ..

But I think it really shows guts

I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition.

Would you like a pick me up?

LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it.

Because the camera always adds 10 pounds.

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My weightlifting trainer told me the key is "If it burns, it grows"

So I lit my cock on fire

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Take that back Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back....

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is...

A man walks into a gym

He walks up to the owner and says, “Hey! What are all these lines for?

The owner replies, “Oh, these are the lines to the different activities”
“That’s the kick line, that’s the weightlifting line, that’s the squat line, that’s the-“
The owner paused, looking worried.

The mans sa...

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