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Paralympic Jokes

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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I can’t stand the paralympics.

Neither can the participants.

What does "paralympics" stands for?

It doesn't.

Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics

They tested positive for WD40

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I don't know what's involved in the training for the Paralympics

But it looks dangerous

A basketball champion in Paralympic walks into a bar

Wait a minute...

Three disabled stranded men

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, bu...

Did you know the entry fee for the Paralympics is really high?

I hear it costs an arm and a leg.

No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics,

but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg.

There’s so much debate about whether to allow Russian athletes to compete internationally

Whatever else happens I hope they let Russians compete in the Paralympics. With the way the war’s going they’ll have a heck of a team

On the upside, Oscar Pistorus has had his paralympic classification promoted...

...he's gone from T43 (double below knee amputee) all the way up to T800 (The Terminator).

I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test

They all tested positive for WD40

There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.

I'm going to miss the Apollo app, it made Reddit worthwhile.

A limbless man takes up swimming

A man with no arms or legs decided to take up swimming in an attempt to make the Paralympics. He was called Bob

I heard on the TV, "no arms race between Russia and the United States"

I thought to myself, "I didn't even know the Paralympics were on"
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