So a man was walking up to the ice rink during the Winter Olympics...
wanting to get a closer look at the ice skaters. He ends up slipping onto the rink, and he starts to catch himself as he is falling. Yet, somehow to his amazement he keeps a running fall up, and ends up spinning to the middle of the ice rink. He is slightly frazzled, having almost face planted on th...
How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
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Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic.
Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.
What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Bar...
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An old man was sitting on a bench...
When a teenage skater punk sat down next to him. The kid has tattoos and piercings and a Mohawk dyed a half a dozen different colors. He notices the old man won't stop staring at him so says to him "What, you've never done anything fun in your life old man?" To which he calmly replies "Got drunk onc...
Sports injuries
An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar. After a couple of drinks they start to compare their injuries.
“None of my teeth are my own, I once lost seven teeth during one game.”, started the hockey player.
“Well, that’s nothing - during my care...
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