Me and my ears hate badminton so much

It's making a racket

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TIL That New Zealand Decided Against Naming their Badminton Team the "Black Cocks."

Meanwhile no one in Australia batted an eye when their badminton team chose to be called the "Black Hunts."

I told my friends a badminton joke the other day

I guess they didn't get the shuttle humor.

Why can't Americans play badminton

Because they have no net

What do you call a really good game of badminton?

Radminton

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My dog Minton has eaten all my shuttlecocks

Badminton

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When you become a professional in a field yet you're a dirty fecker.

*Doctor*: "Please take off your clothes."

*Dentist*: "Now open wide and hold still "

*Veterinarian*: "How's your pretty pussy.?"

*Gardener*: "Want me to fertilize your bush?"

*Lawyer*: "Let's go over section 69."

*Banker*: "If you withdraw too early you lose intere...

A man goes into a sporting goods store

He walks up to an employee and says "I need some poles to hold up my badminton net. I want them to be really tall, at least 35 feet." The employee responds astoundedly, "Those are some high standards!"

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Why can't you print money on shuttlecocks?

That's badminton

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