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Taekwondo Jokes

I know karate, kung fu, judo, juijitsu, taekwondo...

and a whole bunch of other words that describe skills I don't have.

What's the difference between taekwondo and political lobbying?

One has back kicks the other has kick backs.

World Taekwondo Federation has changed its name over negative connotations

WTF?

I know Kung-Fu, Taekwondo, Jujitsu...

...and 12 other Asian words.

When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park

I would always get a huge kick out of it

What did the taekwondo expert say to the man with a foot fetish?

Get ready to taste defeat

I went to my local self defense gym and asked if I can take 2 classes today. They said no

“You can taekwondo”

I hear that if you draw a really good portrait of Jason Segel you will instantly be proficient in Karate, Taekwondo, and Jiu Jitsu

I think it has something to do with becoming a master Marshall artist

I can't take taekwondo seriously..

I just do it for kicks.

A Chinese man walks into a bar

A Chinese man walks into a bar and starts drinking a beer. The man next to him asks, "Do you know Kung Fu? Or Karate? Taekwondo? Any martial arts maybe?"

The Chinese man replies in disgust, "You think that just because I'm Chinese I know martial arts? That's racist!"

"Good, because yo...

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A guy is minding his own business, drinking at the bar, when a random Asian guy runs in and kicks the living shit out of him.

He's laying on the floor bleeding, and he says, "What the hell, buddy?"

The Asian guy replies, "That was Judo, from Japan!"

A few days later, the guy is quietly drinking again, and another Asian guy runs in and also beats him senseless.

He's lying on the floor and he groans, "W...

Martial Arts for weak prisoners

A new martial art similar to taekwondo is being developed for weak people that go to prison. It is named TyroneNo

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