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Man walks into a bar on the roof of the Time Warner Center

After a few drinks he looks across at the second tower with awe, and notices a gentleman with black glasses doing the same. "Pretty cool, huh?" He says to him.

"Oh, you don't know the half of it...Did you know they specifically engineered these buildings to catch the wind and create an updraf...

Not all the animaniacs live in the water tower, just the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister, Dot.

Just for fun they run around the Warner movie lot. They lock them in the tower, whenever they get caught. But they break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot.

What have Britain and Warner Brothers/DC got in common?

Neither of them know how to handle an EU.

In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar

which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic

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Here at Time Warner Cable we know that sex is an important part of a relationship.

So we try to fuck you as often as possible.

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

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A call from the hospital

A man comes home from work, and as he's opening the door, he hears the phone ringing. He puts down his toolbox, and picks up the receiver.

"Hello?"
"Hello, is this Steve Sanders?"
"Yes, it is..."
"Hello, Mr. Sanders. I regret to have to tell you that your wife has been in an awful ca...

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