Sony Jokes - 29 Hilarious Sony Jokes

When I was young, I thought rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products.

Turns out those were just stereotypes.

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project

For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.

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Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

Technics, Pioneer, Sony, Panasonic

Sorry - I shouldn’t make jokes about stereotypes

If the new SONY car ever breaksdown

You’ll have to Walkman.

What cat was made by Sony?

The PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS5

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic

It’s called the Plaguestation 5

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Sony. JVC. Panasonic...

there's just too many stereo types.

What do you call a console collaboration by Sony and EA?

A Paystation

I’m renaming my kids Sony and Disney

Because they can’t agree on anything

Why did Sony pull "The Interview" ?

They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack.

He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent?

What are some good Asian stereo types?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

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What do you call a man cooking stir-fry in a Japanese technology company?

Sony wok man.

What's big, black and steals you credit card?

Sony Playstation 3

You think you've had a bad day?

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.

A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers ...

My favorite stereo-types I know are asian ones.

Sony, Toshiba, Samsung, etc

Stereo types exist for a reason.

Because not everyone wants a Sony.

There's only one stereotype I like

Sony.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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A Texas Redneck, Japanese Business Man and Mexican are standing next to each other on a cruise ship, looking over the edge of the ship.

After a period of silence, the Mexican takes out a nice bottle of tequila and throws it overboard, and says, “There is nice tequila like that all over Mexico, that bottle means nothing to me.”

In an attempt to one-up the Mexican, the Japanese man pulls out a brand new Sony laptop and throws i...

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Chemical Analysis of Women

Item: Chemical Analysis

Subject: Women

Symbol: Wo

Discovered by: Adam

Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.

Occurrence: Surplus quanti...

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters.

I went to the doctor and he said you have the blood pressure of a 14 year old kid

I said great. He said, not so great, a 14 year old *American* child. You got four months to live.

Kids are so fat these days the first letters they learn in the alphabet are not ABC, it's KFC

Kids are so fat these days they use cheat codes to play Pokemon Go

Kids are so fat ...

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