When I was younger, I thought rich people bought Bose products and the rest of has had to buy Sony.

Turns out that was just a stereotype.

What cat was made by Sony?

The PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS5

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic

It’s called the Plaguestation 5

How many Sony and Microsoft fanboys does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

I don't know. They won't go near the Switch.

Technics, Pioneer, Sony, Panasonic

Sorry - I shouldn’t make jokes about stereotypes

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Sony created two new stereos.

One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.

Those are two stereo types.

If the new SONY car ever breaksdown

You’ll have to Walkman.

What Asian stereo type do you hear the most?

Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.

I’m renaming my kids Sony and Disney

Because they can’t agree on anything

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Sony. JVC. Panasonic...

there's just too many stereo types.

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Chemical Analysis of Women

Item: Chemical Analysis



Subject: Women



Symbol: Wo



Discovered by: Adam



Atomic Weight: Average expected as 150lb, but there are known isotopes ranging from 100lb to 250lb.


Occurrence: Surplus quanti...

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent?

What are some good Asian stereo types?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Why did Sony pull "The Interview" ?

They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters

I went to the doctor and he said you have the blood pressure of a 14 year old kid

I said great. He said, not so great, a 14 year old *American* child. You got four months to live.

Kids are so fat these days the first letters they learn in the alphabet are not ABC, it's KFC.

Kids are so fat these days they use cheat codes to play Pokemon Go.

Kids are so fat th...

Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack.

He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters

A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project

For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.

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What do you call a man cooking stir-fry in a Japanese technology company?

Sony wok man.

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A Texas Redneck, Japanese Business Man and Mexican are standing next to each other on a cruise ship, looking over the edge of the ship.

After a period of silence, the Mexican takes out a nice bottle of tequila and throws it overboard, and says, “There is nice tequila like that all over Mexico, that bottle means nothing to me.”

In an attempt to one-up the Mexican, the Japanese man pulls out a brand new Sony laptop and throws i...

You think you've had a bad day?

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.

A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers ...

What do you call a weeb that plays video games?

Sony-chan

Stereo types exist for a reason.

Because not everyone wants a Sony.

What's big, black and steals you credit card?

Sony Playstation 3

My favorite stereo-types I know are asian ones.

Sony, Toshiba, Samsung, etc

There's only one stereotype I like

Sony.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

On the eighth day God said:

-Widescreen is the best for humanity. Sony 16:9.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters.

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