Ok, so this one is a bit tasteless. So be forewarned.

Water.

Lucille went to a hotel

Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren'...

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3 navigators land on a foreign island in the middle of the ocean.

The 3 men, one from Japan, one from France and the last from Australia, run onto the sand, immediately feeling the intense heat that the sun was giving off. After hiking for around half an hour, the travelers spot a beautiful oasis at the bottom of the hill. They all make a mad dash towards it, eage...

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Well, funny story...

FOREWARNING: While the joke might seem antisemitic at first, it's not really. Read it all.

A jew has a son, and when he's 18 he asks him to go to Israel for a year. His son returns after a year, and claims he's no longer jewish. He's christian now.

The jew goes to his best friend (also...

Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly.

If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

But be forewarned, they taste funny.

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