They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?
A uniformed racist!
Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.
Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Pedro was undressing Maria said "Oh Pedro, what is that?" Pedro being very quick thinking said "Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these" and then ...
"Uniformed police eat free you say?"
"No, sorry it's *uninformed* police eat free." "Oh, I didn't know." "It's on the house, officer."
With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.
The outraged side,
And the uninformed.
At a fencing tournament, two people are sitting and watching the fight take place.
One of the spectators had spent her whole life devoting herself to the craft, and would have entered the tournament had she not retired a few years ago. The other, simply a fan who thinks swords are cool, having no real understanding of the sport. The fencer on the left side was playing very aggress...
A Jewish man walks into a bathroom.
He unzips his pants and proceeds to pee into a urinal. The man peeing next to him taps him on the shoulder and says “hey David! did you have Doctor Goldstein as your Mohel?” The man turns his head and replies “yes! How did you know?” The other man just looks down at the ground and says “he’s cross e...