For some reason CBS wouldn't let me stream the super bowl. I had to switch to the ESPN spanish simulcast.
It worked out because BRADY-GRONKOWSKI-GOALLLLLLLLL!!!!! is the same in every language.
When CBS interviewed R. Kelly, he claimed "I love my kids"
However, he seems to also be in love with other people's kids as well
What happens when the new President moves into the White House, but the old President refuses to leave?
####'My Two Presidents'
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
The President invites the Pope to lunch on his boat...
The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind
blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling
to launch a boat to go g...
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no f...
My favorite bad Christmas joke
Dolf is the weatherman at KTVY, the local CBS affiliate in Kansas City. He's also a closet communist, and has a bit of an anger management problem. During their Christmas Eve broadcast Dolf forecasts a cold and rainy Christmas day, then turns it over to Erin, the anchor he's been dating for the past...