Guy's on death bed. Priest says "Denounce Satan my son" and he says...
"Now is not the time to make enemies Father!"
A man was on his deathbed when his wife called the local priest to administer the last rites.
When the priest came, he started giving the man a sermon about the 'washing away of our sins. The priest man then told the dying man to denounce Satan. "Let the Devil know, that you hate him and his evil ways," the priest said.
The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order to the ...
Her: “Denounce all your hoes!”
Him: “All my Hoes, stand back and stand by...!”
Fed up with all the denouncements, God finally decides to appear in front of an atheist...
To show that he is the Allmighty and omnipotent and put the heretic to his place, God asks the atheist for one wish that he *will* grant.
Atheist, after a careful consideration, replies:
"Erase my memory of this incident."
Once upon a time there was a girl,
this girl had the ability to heal others any other living thing imaginable. One day a very injured demon came into her door and out of the kindness of her heart she healed him. The demon rose up and thanked her while he girl outstretched her hand to shake it, as was customary. But alas the demon fle...