Guy's on death bed. Priest says "Denounce Satan my son" and he says...

"Now is not the time to make enemies Father!"

Her: “Denounce all your hoes!”

Him: “All my Hoes, stand back and stand by...!”

The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night

Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order.Still the man said nothing.The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"The dying man said, "Until I know for sure w...

Fed up with all the denouncements, God finally decides to appear in front of an atheist...

To show that he is the Allmighty and omnipotent and put the heretic to his place, God asks the atheist for one wish that he *will* grant.

Atheist, after a careful consideration, replies:

"Erase my memory of this incident."

Once upon a time there was a girl,

this girl had the ability to heal others any other living thing imaginable. One day a very injured demon came into her door and out of the kindness of her heart she healed him. The demon rose up and thanked her while he girl outstretched her hand to shake it, as was customary. But alas the demon fle...

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