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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude...

What did the spy say to his informant in the cornfield?

Careful there are ears all around us

Mafia informants are like good eggs.

They sink right to the bottom.

If Adam Sandler was an informant for the CIA, what would you call his case officer?

Adam's handler

At the meeting location, why did the spymaster keep looking up, rather than scanning the crowd for his contact?

He was told the informant would be “in de skies”.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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