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Informant Jokes

What did the spy say to his informant in the cornfield?

Careful there are ears all around us

Tekashi 69 admitted to "feeling pretty good" about being an informant...

Doctors now relate this as being a "narkcissist"

If Adam Sandler was an informant for the CIA, what would you call his case officer?

Adam's handler

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

At the meeting location, why did the spymaster keep looking up, rather than scanning the crowd for his contact?

He was told the informant would be “in de skies”.

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Ant

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. ...

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